Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.

Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.

by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

POSOTUS

What you call when a person who bragged about sexual assault who loses the popular vote but still becomes president.

"I can't believe he said grab them by the pussy!"
"I know, he's the POSOTUS"

by Rumph8r January 22, 2017

cooter poot

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

by Ferguson June 9, 2005