Posh Wank 

Masturbating whilst wearing a top hat and or Monocle

Samuel: Jeffrey my dear boy care to join me for a posh wank ?

Jeffrey: Yes indeed Samuel, let me fetch my top hat and monocle.

Posh Wank by The Uber Black guy April 1, 2011

Posh wank 

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

Posh wank by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

Posh Wank 

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

Posh Wank by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015

Posh wank 

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

Posh wank by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

Posh wank 

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.

She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.

Posh wank by Ksuave March 7, 2020

posh wank 

ejaculating in a condom whilst mastrubating

putting a condom on then having a wank therefore you are having a posh wank

posh wank by thomdavid October 16, 2009

posh wank 

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

posh wank by Alex the ham February 26, 2008