posh wank

What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.

David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.

by JacobMarley45434 May 22, 2011

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

posh wank

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

by stick October 23, 2003

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

Posh wank

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.

She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.

by Ksuave March 7, 2020

posh wank

ejaculating in a condom whilst mastrubating

putting a condom on then having a wank therefore you are having a posh wank

by thomdavid October 16, 2009