Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

portable shelter

sophisticated way of saying the word umbrella.

eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"

by -totally foundation- June 11, 2006

Pornstation Portable

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.

Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (or MPO for short), is part of the Metal Gear Solid storyline that follows Metal Gear Solid 3 exclusively for the Playstation Portable, coming out Winter 2006. The game follows Big Boss after he has been convicted of treason because his team, FOX, has betrayed the American Government. The player must recruit members for his army to destroy FOX and prove Big Boss's innocence, creating the team known as FOXHOUND. Recruitable characters will include famous characters such as Eva and Revolver Ocelot, as well as generic soldiers.

The gameplay will be different in that the player will not be alone, and will have command over troops. Hideo Kojima also says that this time, death will be a real issue: once a soldier dies, they stay dead (as opposed to continues). There is also a multi-player online mode, that is said to rival that of MGS3: Subsistence.

METAL GEAR SOLID: PORTABLE OPS.
"Assume your new title, the leader of the new unit... It is your mission to hunt down FOX. Commence the inauguration of FOXHOUND!"

by Ramen May 31, 2006

portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

PlayStation Portable

The PlayStation Portable (officially abbreviated PSP) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was announced during E3 2003, and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004. The system was released in Japan on December 12, 2004, in North America on March 24, 2005.

Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.

Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.

Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.

PlayStation Portable is the best thing that's ever happened.

by RawrItsPanda October 22, 2009