Profilism

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.

(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.

by Tom Beline April 25, 2008

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009

Pornitis

The same as a "Oneitis" or a celebrity crush, but for pornography.

"The JAV actress Ruka Inaba is my pornitis"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024

Pornitis

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation

He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.

by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025

anarcho-pornism

an ideology that advocates for the high consumption of pornographic material and constant masterbaiting while being against the state

an anporn:i believe that everyone must consume porn every day for 10 hours and im against the state and i believe in anarcho-pornism

Person a:you need to go to a mental asylum

by someoneidkwhobuthesintheatlant March 4, 2025