pornism

A belief in and excessive use of pornography.

Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.

by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009

OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Pornishya

"Pornishya" or "Pornishia" is an another name for porn which is used between brothers, cousins and friends as a secret code. Actually, it's a more respectful way of saying someone watches porn.

"What was your cousin doing last night?"

"He was watching Pornishya"

by LebCanSy March 13, 2021

Pornistan

The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!

According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.

Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.

No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News

Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!

by Baumbart March 18, 2011