pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

by Nevin October 15, 2003

pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.

Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!

by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

by nat.noir March 2, 2015

pornoholic

Someone who watches way too much porn.

When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.

by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

pornotional items

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008

cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010

cornholio

One who requires TP for his bunghole

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

by Anonymous October 12, 2002