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pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
by chrispyq March 8, 2013
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Pornslice

Porn and pizza. What can I say more?

Hi bruh, checked out this new tube?!
Yeah , its rocks!
I just wanked my socks off, pornslice rocks!
by pornslice.com January 17, 2017
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pornflakes

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?
by bunnymoney August 21, 2011
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Pornafied

When individuals are in a situation that would commonly be found in a pornographic film and it seems highly unlikely that anything sexual will occur, but it does anyway.
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money
I walked into a room at this party and two chicks were making out. Jokingly I asked if I could join them to make it less awkward. Bowm chicka wow wow, I was totally pornafied, threesome style!
by Porno Italiano October 18, 2007
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pornagize

The act of putting all of the porn on your hard drive into specific folders to make finding the needed genre easier when you are ready to jack off.
John took some time to pornagize his hard drive. All of the ass pics are in the ASS folder, the double penetration pics are in the DP folder... He is good!
by Scorponic August 17, 2008
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Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).
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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."
by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010
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pornalicious

A movie or book that is filled with Porn.
When they make Breaking Dawn into a movie, its going to be pornalicious.
by OhSoSwiftly November 20, 2009
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