portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011

pornfolio

(n.) A collection of porn

Who deleted my pornfolio from my computer?

by Spookie September 1, 2003

Pornfolio

A portfolio of porn

Guy showed me his pornfolio and it was full of hardcore

by moconnor May 11, 2014

porkhollow

A piggy bank.

"You sure hope this guy's got a swollen porkhollow. He just landed himself in {parking} citation city."

by laevatain November 12, 2011

porkmotion

The action of link sausage in a frying pan or hot dogs (brats) on a grill when they are turned or the pan is picked up and they all roll over...or roll too fast precariously close to the edge of a griddle or fire grate.

Time to turn your links, man. No problem, just watch as I gently tilt this pan to one side and porkmotion takes over.

by sjbliv July 3, 2011

Pornholio

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021