Pootis

Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*

I love pootis. Its the meaning of life.

by I AM NOT DEADPOOL July 31, 2017

Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"

Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!

by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021

Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

by Treejog August 19, 2018

Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.

Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."

by Big Herm October 20, 2006

pootis party

A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.

Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015

Pootis

A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.

POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!

by Poisoned Al November 12, 2010

pootiegram

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006