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Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS
by Treejog August 19, 2018
mugGet the Pootismug.

Violastro

Only the hottest villain in all of video gaming. His fat ass can be crush an adult’s skull with ease.
Violastro is such a hot chad 🥵
by Treejog September 27, 2020
mugGet the Violastromug.

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