Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

ass pounded

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass

that twink was totally ass pounded!!!

by cooperrrr February 7, 2014

Ghost Pounded

The feeling after a rough session of anal or vaginal intercourse, in where you still feel like you are being pounded long after the fact.

After a rough anal sex session with Amir, John felt like he was being ghost pounded during his nap the next day.

by JohnWalzyk April 6, 2008

Poonde

1. A word you use to call an idiot.

2. A word used when excited, agitated or angry...

3. A person who, in a team or group, does nothing to contribute or help in any way

4. A funny sounding word that you should try to say randomly as much as possible, I mean, come on! It’s such a irresistible word to say... I’m sure you just tried saying it. Sounds cool? Like this definition then!

4. A very good cuss word that you can use to relieve anger instead of the classical profanities (bad words)

What a poonde, he doesn’t even know how to switch on the microwave...

Poonde! Poonde! I won the lottery!

He’s such a..... poonde. We cant get any work done unless he/she helps!!!

by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019

pounded

being on the recieving end of the cock usually the hoe or hood rat or pigeon head or chicken head gets pounded as an act of sexual intercourse.

Hey i ended up at her place an i pounded the shT out of her.

also see:pounding or deep dickin

by negro October 16, 2004