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Xi Jinping (/ʃi dʒɪnˈpɪŋ/ shee jin-PING; Chinese: 习近平; born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has served as General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and Chairman of the Central Military Commission (CMC) since 2012, and President of the People's Republic of China (PRC) since 2013. Xi is the paramount leader of China, the most prominent political leader in China, since 2012.

The son of Chinese Communist veteran Xi Zhongxun, he was exiled to rural Yanchuan County as a teenager following his father's purge during the Cultural Revolution, and lived in a cave in the village of Liangjiahe, where he joined the CCP and worked as the party secretary. After studying chemical engineering at Tsinghua University as a "Worker-Peasant-Soldier student", Xi rose through the ranks politically in China's coastal provinces. Xi was Governor of Fujian from 1999 to 2002, before becoming Governor and Party Secretary of neighbouring Zhejiang from 2002 to 2007. Following the dismissal of the Party Secretary of Shanghai, Chen Liangyu, Xi was transferred to replace him for a brief period in 2007. He subsequently joined the Politburo Standing Committee and served as first secretary of the Central Secretariat in October 2007. In 2008 he was designated as Hu Jintao's presumed successor as paramount leader; to that end, Xi was appointed Vice President of the People's Republic of China and Vice Chairman of the Central Military Commission. He officially received the title of "leaders...
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” - Winnie the Pooh (2011)
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Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013
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full pooh

Wearing only a short, cropped shirt in the style of Pooh Bear. See also pooh bear, Pooh bearing.
Kat dared Abbie to go "full pooh" on the pizza delivery guy.
by Funsize Abbie June 30, 2019
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Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.
My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.
by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011
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Pooh Finger

Someone who has a penchant for using their hand digits for anal stimulation (either on themselves or others). Normally without any warning to the receiving party
"How was your date with Tom last night?"
"Well, it was going great until he stuck his ring finger in my bum"
"I should have warned you he was known as Pooh Finger "
by Peter Francis August 12, 2018
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Winnie the Pooh

When you are completely naked except for a shirt
“I winnie the Pooh in the winter sometimes when I sleep because it’s too cold to sleep in the nude but not that cold where I would wear pants too.”
by MattBussin November 18, 2022
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Pooh Head

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.
1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!
by Bippity Bopster March 20, 2010
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