poned

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

by Mistress Q February 06, 2008

Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 09, 2010

poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

by cashmere9969 May 29, 2008

poned

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type

dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''

by supra caution February 28, 2010

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

Pone

nonexistent.
actual word=pwn

easy way to find a n00b on the internet.

dude im gonna pone you!
WTF...N0oB! *pwns*

by crazo May 22, 2008

poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j August 21, 2005