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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Polar Whore-Tax

This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.
The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.
by Master Kitty February 23, 2014
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Pinar

is a Turkish girl name which means "waterspring"

Pinar is a girl who has stunning beauty. You will turn into stone if you look at her eyes for more than 10 seconds. In 5 seconds, if you are lucky enough, you may survive with a serious heart attack. Her smile is so beautiful that you can spend all day just watching her. She is smart like hell and knows everything. If you have a Pinar around you, you will be safe and comfortable forever. If you are the lucky guy who deserves her heart, you should be grateful for her presence every single day. Love the cats, protect children, help the elderly, be a good person.
Guy: “Pinar, I think I’ve fallen in love with you”
Pinar: “You love cats?
Guy: “No!”
Pinar: “Ok, just look at my eyes: 10, 9, 8…”
by Spring95 November 23, 2021
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torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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Dirty Polar Bear

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
by Zmann966 September 11, 2011
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Polar Pop Pro

Someone who has a Polar Pop on them at all times, no matter the occasion. Polar Pop Pros also have the unique ability to locate a Circle-K in any city at any time, almost like a 6th sense.
Ricky Ross put that down you Polar Pop Pro, we're in church."
by LakSom March 17, 2010
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Reverse the Polarity

The ultimate solution to just about any problem in life.
"our hyperdrive is down! There's only one thing to fix it.... REVERSE THE POLARITY!"
by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006
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