politick

The process of trying to get with someone of the opposite sex through means of conversation and/or acts that have the intention of one day dating the person
I been politickin wit dis chick for a minute now..
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politicked

being fed up with the current situation of government;
man, I'm so politicked I don't even know who I'm voting for!
by 11eleven October 18, 2008
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Politicks

Bloated beings that get under the skin, cause irritation, sickness, and lead to death. Main food source is the life blood of other beings.
Congress, Senate, Other Government bodies making arbitrary law and regulations to enhance their own political standing or prosperity at the expense of those whom they serve by engaging in Politicks.
by stillcrows August 23, 2011
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politicked-off

The resulting anger from a two party system that fails to serve any interests but their own.
"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."

politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009
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mosh pit politicking

v. When at a crowded rock show, it is the act of using the area cleared for a mosh pit in order to maneuver your way closer to the front while simultaneously mimicking a desire to 'mosh'.
Bro 1 'Bro, I can't see the band from here, and this song is my JAM!'

Bro 2 ' Well, broseph. Why don't you use some mosh pit politicking to maneuver your way to the front of the venue so you can get a better view. You must act like you want to mosh, though. Otherwise dudes will know you're just trying get to the front, and they'll crush you!'
by xBobX October 12, 2009
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White Boy Politicking

Involves kissing ass to people in power that can propel them up the social or corporate ladder. How white boys kiss ass for means of personal gain. White boys usually use this method leap frog each other and help each other out.
White boy politicking at work:

“Hey Bob was in the brought the manager muffins and coffee and was in his office for two hours!”….“You know that’s Bob white boy politicking for the promotion”

“Jamal has been white boy politicking with the supervisors at this work party the entire night, he didn’t even say what’s up to us smh”
by JB 63 July 20, 2021
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Nit-politicking

The practice of latching onto a small and non-political action by a political figure, amplifying it and attempting to make it into something wrong, or something that it is not, in order to tip the political scales in one's favor. Using insignificant and irrelevant details dishonestly to further a cause.
Disparaging Obama's tan suit or Biden's struggle with stuttering is nit-politicking at its worst.
by Justask7575 April 01, 2024
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