Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

by d00d. October 11, 2009

pomedy

British (Pome) comedy,

"Yo Todd, The IT Crowd is a great Pomedy"
Saxondale, Not Going Out, Little Britian,

by Todd K October 7, 2007

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009

poeled

To be screwed over or backstabbed.

He got totally poeled when he fell 30 feet from his tractor and broke his knee cap.

by Big Franz January 21, 2006

poemetiker

Established on 2/4/2009 at a certain pool in PA by a certain funny girl. It means someone who edits poems, or publishes them.

Person 1: Do you want to be my poemetiker?
Person 2: What??
Person 1: You know. The person who edits my poems. Everyone knows that.
Person 2: Let's ask someone else. HEY YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A POEMETIKER IS?
Person 3: What??

by brndnmcmns23 February 8, 2009

pommed

To get wasted, drunk, or hammered

"Dude i got so pommed last night!"

by Biking champions November 15, 2013