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pleasing porcine

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!
by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016
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Skulduggery Pleasant

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!
(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.
by ReadItz January 8, 2012
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Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.
Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.
by Bog-man July 12, 2016
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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 4, 2016
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Beta Please

This basically means, "Son, please" literally-translated. It is a fun way to say, "Come on!" but in that friendly/funny way. It can also be an alternative to saying the b-word when trying to say 'b-word please." 'Beta' is not a swear!
(bay-tah - puleez) (note: do not say it like the Greek 'beta' but instead with more "bae" or "bay")
Ex 1:
"I got a 91 on that AP biology test."
"Beta please, I got one-hunnit."
Ex 2:
"I think that the sky is pink all day err-day."
"Beta, please, shut up."
by nav6 October 8, 2014
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Guilty Pleasure

When you enjoy a type of music or particular program but you are to ashamed to admit you listen to it/ watch it to your friends and family.
I love watching Air Crash Investigation, but I dont want to watch it in publlic because I don't want to be judged. its my guilty pleasure
by Xayberg January 10, 2017
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