plarent

A person who treats their plants like their kids.

For someone who is trying to fight climate change singe handedly, Leonardo DiCaprio sure is a terrible plarent.

by jacobLCnative April 23, 2020

12 Parsecs

Freestayle hip hop collective originating from central NJ. Similar to the Wu-Tang Clan in these ways:

1. Geographic location
2. Hierarchy and Extended Family Members
3. Blaow

Damn son the 12 Parsecs be tight bangin like that

by Donald Bokachika August 5, 2010

pnarse

Pronounced: P-narse

Also spelt: Penarse , Peenarse .

Appears to be dervived from a mixture of the words 'penis' and 'arse'

Has several similar meanings,

1) An offensive term for an inept person.
2) An insult, with the direct meaning being a penis with an arse shaped bell-end
3) An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole

"What the fuck are you doing you pnarse?!?" or "Hey pnarse, how's it going?"

by Nimsoft May 8, 2005

parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007

The Parselmouths

The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They write and perform songs from the point of view of Slytherin girls who attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.

Bellatrix: I sure do love that Wizard Rock. Especially 'The Parselmouths'. I too am a Voldemort Fangirl.

by Bellatrix and the Strange February 8, 2008

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 18, 2009

Parselmouth

Someone who can speak Parseltongue.

Harry Potter is a parselmouth.

by Jadaria November 9, 2010