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spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
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ten planks

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State

7. Extention of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liablity of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Luxury Vaginal Planks

Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.
I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.
by That Dude That Knows August 21, 2021
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Planky

The best character from the best TV show ever made, Ed, Edd, n Eddy. He is one of the few beings stronger then Jah AND Shaggy. Stories have been told of the time he ate someone’s car due to the fact that he ran out of branches to eat.
Person 1: Who’s your favorite Greek god?
Person 2: Probably Planky. He’s the strongest of them all.
by Scrimbly Bongus April 24, 2019
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planky

To make a joke based around a grudge, pertaining to a years-dead relationship, in clear knowledge that the only entertainment to be derived from the gag is from the target being utterly, mindnumblingly sick of the reference.
james: I called Jason "Planky" the other day!!
by deathboy December 28, 2005
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plankspanker

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!
by plankspanker February 23, 2009
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