Pistol Pedro

It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.

Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.

*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?

by Bladés September 8, 2018

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.

Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.

by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009

Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

by tater-man12 August 19, 2008

Pistolia

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.

The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.

by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019

2 Pistols

Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").

Friend 1: Did you hear that new 2 pistols song?
Friend 2: Is that the guy who got knocked out at a party?
Friend 1: Erm, I guess, well did you hear it?
Friend 2: :O! He can rap while in a coma?!

by Raw Doggy May 20, 2010

pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006