lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

pillow key

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

by theblackthunder August 12, 2012

disco pillow

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.

Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.

by TX Pete June 9, 2016

Jewish Pillow Talk

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013

Pillow-Talk Promises

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!

I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.

by Glynyrd January 12, 2011

piblokto

A culture specific syndrome of Eskimos involving attacks of screaming, crying, and running naked through the snow. Not to be confused pachinko.

Observer 1: Is that guy one of the polar bear blokes who likes running in the -20 degree weather naked?
Observer 2: No, he's just crazy.
Observer 1: Oh, a case of pachinko.
Observer 2: Piblokto, dumbass! What the fuck's wrong with you? Go read your urban dictionary.

by Aleut April 15, 2006