pillaging

The favorite pastime of Vikings everywhere. A competitive sport practiced by Vikings to see how many women each warrior could "pillage" in under one hour. The world's greatest way to get in shape is by pillaging.

Viking One: "Dude, let's go pillage the fuck outta that village!"

Viking Two: "Your on, first let's set fire to their livestock, and then we can toss the Mayor down the well!"

Viking Three: "Hey, don't forget the the rape! That's the main idea of pillaging!"

ALL: Okay, to the women first! VIKINGS AWAY!"

by Orangeseger July 1, 2007

pillage

To steal and ransack in a very pirately fashion.

YARR, I'll be pillaging yer ass 'for the day is out, I will!

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

pillaged

more appropriate way of saying raped.

While walking anlone in the dark, the man got kidnapped and pillaged.

by tdizzl89 September 26, 2006

Pillager

one who pillages

That guy over there is a world-class pillager

by imthabest June 13, 2010

pillage

When you have to take 3 or more different kinds of pills.

My grandparents spend a half an hour every morning consuming their prescription pillage!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

pillaging

The act of consuming 16 or more 30mg pills of dextromathorphan HBr.

Usually found (OTC) in cold and cough relief medicine.

1. Dude lets fucking pillage tonight!
2. Tito and me were pillaging at the park last night.
3. That bitch looks like she's pillaging.

by MacV7 April 26, 2007

pillage

to burn/kill and or destroy

i want to pillage my teachers car

by A February 18, 2007