picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 6, 2009

Picasso

Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh

'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders

by Fresher December 28, 2005

Picasso

A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar looked really hot but when he turned around... complete Picasso.

by Jeepguy77 December 14, 2008

picasso

when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.

"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

Picasso

n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.

I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.

by Tony Amato September 27, 2006

Picasso

The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.

Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.

by antonyizzo October 21, 2011

picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 October 1, 2005