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Phoneado

The whirlwind of phone calls sometimes necessary to buy pot.
My deal fell thru and I had to go through a phoneado to get some bud.
by Mr. Faboo January 17, 2008
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phoneasses

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.
This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.
by Depingabryan April 25, 2016
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Phoneaphile

1)Someone Above 18 years old who goes into the local phone chatlines to pick up on unsuspecting teens, in an attempt to have phone sex

2) someone who constantly asks to use your phone
Me: this dude is raw, he's tryin to pick up on bitches using the chatlines.. and he know damn well the girls are all underage...

them: well you know, dude is just a regular ass phoneaphile
by Happy Locc April 20, 2011
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phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.
Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.
by papanoel001 May 15, 2011
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Phohead

a phenomenon in the bald community where your phoking head starts to sweat from stuffing you face with hot and spicy Pho.
I need another napkin, this one is soaked from wiping my phoking phohead.
by Jason Indaskyz December 4, 2011
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Phoneass

A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.

A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
Here comes Fat Phil with his phoneass nonsense. He’s qued up some corny bullshit video of a woman farting that sounds like Yoda. He’s been running around with this for two weeks.
by P-Biddy May 12, 2019
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Phonea sexualia

It is a person who is too attached to their phone like all you mofakas
You fucking desperate phoneis which is short for phonea sexualia
by BigNigga101 October 10, 2018
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