phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007

stupid fucking polack

An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.

June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."

Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."

by Stas Stachowitz June 5, 2011

Phack

Used as an alternative to fuck.

What the phack!

Shut the phack up.

Phackin bitch!

by Ray November 22, 2003

Plackle

Plackle is a placeholder word that can be used in any situation.

"If you don't quit buggin imma plackle you up"

"She a plackle fr"

"Imma plackle on over to walmart"

by cassware March 16, 2022

Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.

I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.

by Oletoker May 20, 2010

phrack

A hacker zine that is |337er than 2600

You just read phrack to look cool, you don't actually understand it.

by the1 June 29, 2003

Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.

"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."

by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009