Peniology

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.

Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.

by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

retrology

The study of the movement of transforming earth into a new mentality earth, from a barbaric to peaceful, light minded one.

We practice retrology to understand the new earth.

by Retrology Community August 11, 2020

Periology

The study of Periodts and Period-poohs

"Hey, watcha majoring in?"
I'm studying Periology."

by Bigboistevejobs September 22, 2020

pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).

When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

peterology

To be an expert at the study of penises

'Jessica was a pro in peterology."

by P.R Soldier. #: A17B6 October 11, 2013

Peterologist

A slut who gives sex reports on dates she goes on, and tells all her friends how big her dates penis was.

Susy: How was your date last night?
Mary: Bad! It was a short one and he almost got stood-up.

Sex Peterologist Peterologist says Shorty Pterologist says Bigunn Peterologist got a Deep Peterologists Throat

by Webster Poindexter November 25, 2016

Peenology

The study of hammers.

Jared: What did you study in college?
Jeff: Peenology NIBBA.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 22, 2019