Patino

A slang word used to represent boner. The verb to patino is to get a MASSIVE boner, which is very noticable.

omg, his patino is huge!!!

by bird dropping August 2, 2009

peninosaur

A huge penis, may've killed (or belonged to) dinosaurs its so big.

"You may not wanna hook up with that guy, hes put 7 girls in the hospital because he unleashed his peninosaur on their ptwatodactyls."

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

petinis

a petite penis

It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.

by Miss Satan November 20, 2011

Petinis

A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.

"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."

by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

pulling a Pitino

Sleeping or hooking up with a woman, getting her knocked up, then giving her money for an abortion. Modernized by the 2009 Rick Pitino extortion case in which he had sex with a woman in a restaurant, then later gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

Sully can't come out tonight, he is pulling a Pitino.

by Jimmy John James August 13, 2009

Peting

When the lady lubricates her little finger and slides it down the man's japs-eye. Extreme peting is when the lady inserts a larger object e.g a dildo down the japs-eye.

Dude, this girl freaky last night. She sucked her finger and did a little peting on me.

by Extreme Peting January 26, 2010