Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.
In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapistsaid he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."
A bloke that doesn't have a type and goes for anyone with a pair of tits and a set of long nails, even if she has had a child removed by social services. No standards and plagues girls on Facebook and Instagram and follows any model wannabe thinking they might get some love in return. Usually goes to the gym, lifts weights, has tattoos and has no brain cells to think or do anything other than that...
An inebriated individual that gets handsy with their work mates at an end of year work function. A pest is not gender specific, they may be male or female but are still equal amounts of annoying.
Pest : Its ok you love it.
Victim : Piss off you pest, stop touching my nipples.