Peasant: Please help me, i'll do anything!
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
by Pestilence1 May 16, 2018
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by forwardman12 May 15, 2009
Get the pervism mug.That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018
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People with this name tend to be very active. They love to travel and hate to sit around in the same spot for too long. They are bold, daring, and persuasive. They love to try new things and take chances. Professionally, they can be successful as a public figure, in the media, or at developing new ideas for businesses.
People with this name tend to be very active. They love to travel and hate to sit around in the same spot for too long. They are bold, daring, and persuasive. They love to try new things and take chances. Professionally, they can be successful as a public figure, in the media, or at developing new ideas for businesses.
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Get the perish mug.I was walking through my college campus and passed by a girl drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte, who was complaining to her friend about how her dad had gotten her a Mercedes instead of a Range Rover. Man, what a PERISH.
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