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Person 1 is the conversation starter
Person 2 is the person that answers
Person 3 gets neglected for interrupting the
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Person 1: Hi, Person 2!
Person 2: Hello, Person 1!
Person 3: Hey guys, do you know where the train stati-
*Persons 1 & 2 knocks-out Person 3*
Persons 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 insert etc. here: Why are we even here we shouldn't be existing...
Persons by lacMC9 August 10, 2023
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persons case 

Canadian constitutional case that decided that women were eligible to sit in the Canadian Senate. Also known to be talked upon your feminist history teacher, on every quiz, test, and assignment. And it bores the shit out of you.
Carl: Who gives a shit about the "Persons Case" its so old
Ms Smith: Principles office, now!
persons case by LilWetQueef April 23, 2016

non-human persons 

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
non-human persons by Guido1 February 24, 2010

Black Persons Dad 

White guy: Hey where’s your dad?

Black guy: I don’t know I’ve never seen him before.
Black Persons Dad
Black Persons Dad by JustKovah December 11, 2019

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special 

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.
e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

kylan persons 

Hes a real "feisty heather" you better clean up your peepee.
If you are a drug addict you are probably attracted to a Kylan Persons. Don't waste you're time he doesn't like druggies.
Kylan Persons dumped that Angelica girl after one day!

Minor Attracted Person/persons 

Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.
"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons