object permanence

when something (condom, sex toy, etc) gets stuck way up in a woman's vagina

object permanence happens in the movie Love, Rosie

by suckxmyxfuck September 16, 2015

action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."

by Apanda January 4, 2010

permaface

When you hit that blunt and smoking that hard core devils lettuce, you have this perpetual high look on there face

Dave smokes so much he has that permaface.

by notintoyou February 2, 2015

permanence

iunno but static-x have a song named after it....

"Permanence it's gone"

by bob? July 19, 2003

Pestalance

An environment in which drug users make up the majority.

Let's get out of this drug addicted pestalance.

by Lameck November 25, 2016

permalliance

A permanent, unbreakable alliance between two (or more) colluding players in multiplayer games, especially diplomacy board games, where they always team up no matter the circumstances. Widely considered a lame and shameful strategy, it preempts all meaningful negotiation and dynamic gameplay—pure pussy tactics. No gamer would ever laud this bullshit. The philosopher John Rawls coined the idea of a "veil of ignorance" (pre-random draw) as a way of constructing a just framework—one in which nobody knows what their own circumstance will be from the start. Many people register this in their innate sense of justice. Permalliance shits on this principle. As a general rule-of-thumb: when chumboys flock, game theory sucks cock.

Twilight Imperium IV is a fun and exciting game of epic galactic conquest, but Brandon and Shane have a chummy permalliance—they're permanently in collusion like Russia and North Korea so don't expect any real diplomacy to happen and prepare countermeasures to contain them!

by j_yancey January 1, 2026