Pedium Menis

Similar to pig benis but medium the m and p got swapped used in similar situations as pig benis

Nick the cuck has a Pedium Menis

by blazingfaggot420 April 6, 2017

perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.

Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.

by Nickarossi May 26, 2007

accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.

I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.

by GerthPaul December 1, 2022

preium

The Ultimate Clan to exist. If one becomes a member through hard work and perseverance they will be forever revered. Originally birthed in England but now a global institution. It also has links with the obliterators as well.

The Preium welcomes its new member
‘Preiumcherry’

by PreiumObliterator February 8, 2021

Cheap Perfume

The smell of marijuana
Also "Sweet Perfume"

"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume", Don McLean - American Pie

"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'

by Sevensins420 May 9, 2009

Periuria

Urination at inappropriate places.

This cat has periuria.

by bradyt156 February 11, 2012

bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021