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Perfuct

an attempt to perfect something to the detriment of the thing; over-perfecting to the point of fucking shit up.
Dude stop messing with that drawing, it looks great already! You're gonna perfuct it!
by carl lagoudy October 14, 2016
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perfuckt

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason
1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.
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PERFUCTIONIST

Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".
Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.
by Jakey the Snakey December 24, 2009
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Perfuncterious

It's a rainbow shooting out of a black cloud!
She wanted to be down but just couldn't shake being perfuncterious.
by Winks99 January 21, 2017
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Perfucktion

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.
Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.
by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010
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perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.
"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"
by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007
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Perfuct

1. This is a perfuct mess you have made now.

2. You perfuct me.
by noodles67 December 25, 2015
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