publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Perfistent

Perfistent adjective /pəˈfɪs.tənt/

Someone who refuses to stop during the sexual act of fisting.

Mary: How was your fisting session with that bull-dyke you pulled last night?

Nicole: Painful! I’d cum 5 times and begged for her to untie me but she just wouldn’t stop.

Mary: Perfistent slag.

Nicole: Yeah... I’m seeing her again tonight.

by Bam_Bam April 29, 2010

then perish

new way to tell someone to fucking die

then perish

by perish nerd March 11, 2021

perish

To die or be destroyed, or disappear gradually

"I shall perish" (I am going to die)

by A.K. Winding January 13, 2009

Whirling Pervish

When two people have sex in a swivel chair

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

Perish

A basic bitch/THOT who deserves to die (perish).

I was walking through my college campus and passed by a girl drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte, who was complaining to her friend about how her dad had gotten her a Mercedes instead of a Range Rover. Man, what a PERISH.

by DevSuperJew September 4, 2019

Permish

A shortened way of saying, "permission"

did I give you my permish to do that?

by strunner June 4, 2009