penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008