penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

Penising

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people

Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.

by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

penisinbuttitis

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys

Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!

by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penisnose

when someone or something has a nose that is shaped like a penis therfore becoming a penisnose and when they sneeze its cum and when there blowing there nose they really are masturbating.

michael says "hey everybody look at joey he has a penisnose!" crowd"lololololololololol"

by xAlienMaster21x June 18, 2008