penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

penishead

Andrew Cuomo.

I hope Governor Cuomo never spits up milk on camera because he even sounds like a penishead.

by LikesToSpooge0101 February 20, 2018

penishelicopter

A Penishelicopter is when a man gets banged from behind by sitting on someone and his penis spins round round like a helicopter.

A Penishelicopter is not only a gay activity,
a can also be banged by a strap-on-dildo or other objects for example.
This vid shows pretty well what a penishelicopter is:
www.dude.ist.ein.homo.com

by Matthias Helmke October 30, 2007

Penishment

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.

Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:

by tkast68 June 18, 2011

Penishead

A dickhead but less vulgar. Can also be used to balance out the vulgar language used.

You fucking penishead

by notreallyyouraverageguy January 27, 2019

penishead

a white middle aged man who thinks he’s funny. he is a cunt who has shitty hair. he enjoys playing with balls in his spare time. He gets no bitches and his personality is equivalent to a white crusty dog rolling in its own shit. he has no life and willingly hangs out with little kids during the day

“oh look a penishead is walking towards us”

by BIgfranker October 16, 2022

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023