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Penised 

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(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.
Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
Penised by Eham July 10, 2005
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Penised 

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v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".

Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.
"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."
Penised by Cuile June 23, 2008

Penised 

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He was absolutely penised
Penised by Missulook February 4, 2022

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante 

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a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner
"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

Penchester Penited 

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Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

penisenvious 

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As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!
If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.
penisenvious by Peter May 17, 2005

peniseyed 

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A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.
Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.
peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009
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