Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013

Penicoladacillin

Basically, it is a penicolada intensely spiked with penacillin. Perfect for if you want to enjoy yourself while you hate yourself!

‘Hey, you got a penicoladacillin?’
‘Uh what?’
‘I wanna fukin die’
‘Ooh I got u’

by ChowieC July 13, 2018

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

penacolada

An alcoholic drink, used to fuck some one once you have drank it.

Man, that penacolada really made fucking that hottie fun!

by Dictionary Fake September 4, 2014

Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016