Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021

Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

pigeon pecker

a jew, signifying the action a jew makes rocking back and forth while praying to the Western Wall

These fucking pigeon peckers own the media and will never stop making up fake news stories!

by GoyimTV December 22, 2021

Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft

After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018