Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

peener kumpic

a word to describe the father of a toxic ex

*sees exs father in store*
“ugh he’s such a peener kumpic”

by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 11, 2022

teeney peeney

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004

Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.

His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.

by Rosie buttcheeks May 27, 2018

black peener

an overly sized black penis

Tommy has put his black peener into susies ass.

by Timmy Immy December 31, 2004