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pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010
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Pedocon

An ancient race of Transformers that likes younger Transformers. Often found transforming near school zones or apearing as a "sketch van".
Gene: "dude that van was totaly creep mode on that kia"..

Rob: "Dang bro, yea its totaly a pedocon".
by TXbredRJB April 18, 2012
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pedoton

The main group of people in a running race. The pedestrian version of a peloton in a road cycling race.
Constantina Tomescu has broken away from the main pack, but the pedoton has kept her in sight and are trying desperately to catch her.
by arkarkark October 10, 2008
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paedogonk

one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.
luke "shirtless" "paedogonk" nicolaou
by paedogonk April 27, 2010
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pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.
Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.
by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018
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Pedogoataphilia

He was arrested for pedogoataphilia last week. The goats are okay.
by TnT2018 July 11, 2018
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Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024
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