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Pedo Cat

A cat who is related to the pedo bear and loves people 12-18 and joined the CATHOUSE when he was born.
Pedo Cat: Why do I look sooooo pedo-file?
by Piwipiwipiwi May 23, 2010
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Pedocrat

Politicians, typically left-leaning Democrats, who are so devoid of core values and morality that they don’t have any reservations about acting on their pedophilic proclivities.
Did you hear? The Lincoln Project is made up of all pedocrats just like Anthony Weiner!
by Phaedrus331 February 18, 2021
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Pedocartaphobia

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.
Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.
by tishaface March 29, 2009
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Self-Pedobator

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021
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pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Pedobater

dude, that guy looks like a fuggin pedobater look at his hair.
by ArchVyle May 2, 2010
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Pedofatto

An obese individual who engages in sexual activities with minors.
The pedofatto lured children into his car while eating a cheeseburger.
by Mr. Panda's Rim November 10, 2011
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