PEDs

Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Commonly used by athletes.
include human growth hormone, testosterone, EPO.

The cyclist Hincapie claimed Armstrong used PEDs

by EndoDoc August 7, 2011

Peds

A kid who likes to listen to Pink Floyd and experiment with drugs. There is always at least one Peds per school. Look for them typically driving an old-school car like a Trans Am.

Peds: Hey, wanna try some psychedelic drugs?
Everyone else: Sure, why the hell not?

by The Group805 September 14, 2007

ped

Brittish slang. Short for moped - a small motorbike mostly of the 2 stroke 50cc variety.

Baz: How fast does your ped go?
Gaz: 27 mate

by eyebrows78 June 21, 2005

PED

1: A Ped is all things wonderful. A Ped is your best friend, your favorite game, etc.
2: Ped may also be used a swear word.
3: Ped is the word you use when you don't know what to say.
4: A word relating to ped is Anti-Ped. An Anti-Ped is all things bad and terrible. The list of terrible may include dead memes, animal abuse, etc.
5: performance enhancing Drug

1: "Jason is my Ped, we are just the best of friends".
2: "go Ped yourself Jeff".
3: "Jason is an A** hole", "Uuuh, yeah he is a - Ped".
4: "Blake is an Anti-Ped".

by The Slippery Whale January 8, 2019

ped

It's short for pedophile.

"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."

by jenevieve October 19, 2005

ped

A word commonly used by office managers for "small black filing cabinets."

Good Morning,
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.
Thank you,

by gmanATX February 12, 2010

Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009