The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

by PolarPop December 12, 2012

pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008

pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008