by ekks September 23, 2010
Please refer to this story about peanuts from r/TIFU:
TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...
Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower. Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a big peanuts dad." Now I can't really get mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok dad. I like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically. Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.
TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...
Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower. Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a big peanuts dad." Now I can't really get mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok dad. I like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically. Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.
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A large group of children, known notoriously as 'The Peanuts', harking originally from the brutal ghetto of Madley Park. However these children can normally be found in most areas of the United Kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. These children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor English and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
Example 1: (man walks down street)
The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy
Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'
Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'
The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy
Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'
Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'
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