PSOMF

Please Sit On My Face

*walk up to hot girl* "PSOMF"

by sklp June 11, 2011

psomas

To get it done right the first time, because there might not be a next time.

We don't have time to play around with this proposal. Give it to the experts and they can psomas it.

by Robert McLaughlin May 29, 2003

Psomophilia

A sexual fetish of getting crumbs being dusted off of you. Crumbs can be of any pastry type.

I heard you're into psomophilia. Let me get my duster!

by Psomophiliac69 August 12, 2016

pesomraz

Pesomraz is a noun designed to generally describe any irrational or illogical thing/activity/person/animal...

And that pesomraz was like: "I 've just bought a new pesomraz, it's so irrational. Check it out !"

by pesomraz May 21, 2016

PDOMA

"Pulled Directly Out of My Ass". A completely unsupported result or opinion.

"I was only given 20 minutes to give an estimate that should have taken 2 weeks, so I provided a PDOMA one."

"Immigrants have completely ruined our country! US or Canada".

by Unbaffled by BS October 6, 2019

Pisomnia

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

by Fasters June 26, 2022

pasomf

Instant messaging acronym for ‘Put a smile on my face’, the term is assumed to mean “that put a smile on my face”. It is a less cheesy alternative to lol and its variants. Pafomf (Put a frown on my face) also exists as its negation.

Person 1: "james was horrifically drunk n hit on her"
Person 1: "which amused me no end"
Person 2: "pasomf"

by Daniel King April 22, 2006