paulitician

A foolish black man that thinks he’s smart. Overall a clues man named Paul that looks like a monkey and puts penis in his mouth

Did you hear Paul wants to suck Trumps dick? He’s such a paulitician!

by T-Nap420Trumper December 15, 2017

Paulatician

A government mucky-muck who either is prejudiced against or shows favoritism towards folks named Paula.

Slick Willie was quite da Paulatician --- and da Monicatician, and da Juanitatician, and on and on and on... he didn't care WHAT da ladies' names were, as long as they had lips (both upstairs and down!), butts, and boobs!

by QuacksO April 30, 2021

Pazletics

The grand ol sport of seeing who can get the most fucked up and maintain to the longest

Only legends can make it for the win!

"Oh yeh, I'm down for pazletics this weekend"

"Did you see Joe Blow took out the pazletics last night? That's guys a fuckin machine"

by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

PaulMichael

Beware of this creature. Tall, dark, and phony. He pretends to act human, but his true nature can be observed in his natural habitat: around anyone who will pay attention to him. He toys with the ladies because it makes him feel good about himself but discards all his subjects as trash once the novelty has worn off. Ignorant to any mistakes he could make, he constantly has an excuse, or fake-meaningful idiom to get you off his trail by answering around a question he does not want to answer. Cowardice and ignorance on his side, he will step over anyone to get what he wants with no need to apologize for burning or mistreating someone, because he was entitled to it. If your stumble upon a PaulMichael, walk the other way before you get sucked in and struggle to escape.

"Traffic was progressing perfectly fine until the maniac motorcyclist started weaving in and out of cars."
"He was probably a PaulMichael!"
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"He's so attractive but he was so rude the last time I talked to him..."
"Girl, cut him loose - he's probably a PaulMichael!"

by Jeaniepants June 24, 2021

Pauleric

He is a very diligent commited to greatness person. Set goals and acheives them. Works hard. Loves harder. Guarded but loves who he loves. Optimisstic talented handsome rare breed of real ness

Pauleric played that guitar for the ceremony with the confidence that anyone around cood feel. Magic!

by Freekyu February 2, 2023

paulatics

Government-related claptrap regarding women named Paula.

"Paulatics" is apparently quite a prolifically-active career, as there have been plenty of women with that first name in da "wrangling for power 'n' prestige" arena!

by QuacksO August 22, 2025

brooke palevich

a very pale girl with a shoulder kink

“can i lay on your shoulder?”
“no, you sound like brooke palevich.”

by maryyyyyyyyyyyyy February 9, 2022