buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

Fanboy Pattycake

When 2 fanboys engage in a 1 on 1 fanboy deathmatch. This can be done in verbal or written statements. Posted on forums, blogs, and presented in video format. Rarely in person. The objective is to prove the other wrong. By pure intellect, wit, or slander. Most of the time it turns more towards the final tool. When done correctly can be insightful. Overall it's a pop culture Nigga Moment. Just like patty cake it's a simple and childish!

A series of video responses, comments on forums, blogs, and community threads. Between 2 people with opposing opinions on pop culture content. That continues until one side gives up. Or the quality reaches a low point. Where the audience lose interest. After posting a negative comment to my post. Mario and Sonic entered a Fanboy Pattycake much over comics.

by TheWon May 21, 2010

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Pattycake

Vagina, esp. mons pubis.

This girl was sitting across from me on the subway. I could see her pattycake through her pants.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025