perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

Peterchin

To be or not to be peterchinned. To be peterchinned is to be under the influence of marijuana or any drug/substance.

Dude I was astronomically peterchinned last night, I ate a cottage cheese sandwich.

by Deez_nuts123 June 26, 2022

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

by stoneypercher May 29, 2010

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

parching_puma

The king of flame. The kind of person who you like. An amazing person.

parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flames!

by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020